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I might've gots a jawwwb!

Potential boss: How are you at dealing with busy situations and high pressure?
Me: Oh, great. Great. Yeah, I work in a theatre bar and when there's a comedian in we have to serve hundreds of people in the space of one interval, and I'm pretty good at that. Yeah.
Potential boss: Oh, you gave a practical example. Good answer.
Me: *thinks* I just lied so bad. I'm terrible at it.

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Update: I am not dying of malignant melanoma.

I thought I was, but I’m not. Another good thing today.

spiritofvenus said: Does yours turn into tan or just stay red?

My stomach stayed really red for ages, but just started to go brown when I started began peeling all over :( I worked so hard to keep the tan! Was literally swimming in moisturizer. And now I have to go to the doctor because one of my moles looks weird. Only got myself to blame :’(

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GUYS. Have you ever looked at the source code for MJN Air?

lolgirl607:

<html>
<head>
  <title>MJN Air</title>
</head>

<body background="images/sky.png">

 <!-- This is the logo thingy on top -->
<table align="center" width="800px">
  <tr>
    <td>
      <img src="images/animated_plane.gif" />
      <! I found this with google! Best airplane ever! (After GERT-I.) -->

      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <!-- No idea what nbsp means. But it makes space. -->
      <img src="images/logo.png" align=center/>
      <!-- I made the logo all by myself! There's this awesome tutorial how to make funny fonts with PowerPoint! -->

      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&amp;nbsp
      <img src="images/animated_plane.gif" />
    </td>
  <tr>
</table>

<table width="400px" align="center">
  <tr>
    <td>
      <!-- You can make text move!!! -->
      <b><marquee><font color="green">Book your own flight today! Call Fitton-23415 or use the web form below!</font></marquee></b>
    </td>
  </tr>
</table>
<!-- This is the welcome stuff. -->
<table align="center" border="3" bgcolor="blue" width="800px">
  <tr>
    <td><font color="white">Ourselves are very happy to welcome yourselves on this 
<font color=red size=6>b</font><font color=orange size=6>r</font><font color=yellow size=6>i</font><font color=lightgreen size=6>l</font><font color=cyan size=6>l</font><font color=navy size=6>i</font><font color=magenta size=6>a</font>
<font color=red size=6>n</font><font color=orange size=6>t</font>
webpage! We have one <i><font size="5" color="orange">most excellent</font></i> aircraft on which ourselves would like to conduct yourselves at some point in the upcoming future! Our aircraft has <u>16 passenger seats</u>, though if the passengers move together a little, we can even <u>fit in 24 people.</u></font></td>
  </tr>
</table>
&lt;/table
<img src="images/atwork.gif">

<br/>
<br/>

<table border="3" bordercolor="magenta" bgcolor="black">
  <tr>
    <td>
      <img src="images/gerti.png" width="400px"><br/>
      <font color="yellow">This is our aircraft!<br/> (It's a bit blurry, sorry. It was very stormy when I took the picture.)</font>
    </td>
    <td>
      <img src="images/gerti_inside.png" width="200px"><br/>
      <font color="yellow">This is the inside, after I hoovered it.</font>
    </td>
    <td>
      <img src="images/crew.jpg" width="300px"><br/>
      <font color="yellow">And this is the crew. I'm the one on the left.</font>
    </td>
  </tr>
</table>
<br/>
<br/>

<table align="center" width="500px" bgcolor="cyan">
  <tr>
    <!-- You can make text blink! -->
    <td><font color="red"><b><blink>NEW! NEW! NEW! </blink><b> Use our online form to book a flight!</font></td>
  </tr>
  <tr>
    <td>
      <!-- I really don't get how this database stuff works. But I copied this from somewhere. -->
      <form>
        Name: <input type="text"/><br />
        Date: <input type="text" value="today()"/><br/>
        Starting point:
        <select>
          <option>Abu Dhabi</option>
          <option>Boston</option>
          <option>Cremona</option>
          <option>Edingburgh</option>
          <option>Fitton</option>
          <option>Gdansk</option>
          <option>Helsinki</option>
          <option>Ipswich</option>
          <option>Johannesburg</option>
          <option>Kuala Lumpur</option>
          <option>Limerick</option>
          <option>Molokai</option>
          <option>Newcastle</option>
          <option>Ottery St Mary</option>
          <option>Paris</option>
          <option>Qikiqtarjuaq</option>
          <option>Rotterdam</option>
          <option>St Petersburg</option>
        </select>
        <br/>
        Destination:
        <select>
          <option>Abu Dhabi</option>
          <option>Boston</option>
          <option>Cremona</option>
          <option>Edingburgh</option>
          <option>Fitton</option>
          <option>Gdansk</option>
          <option>Helsinki</option>
          <option>Ipswich</option>
          <option>Johannesburg</option>
          <option>Kuala Lumpur</option>
          <option>Limerick</option>
          <option>Molokai</option>
          <option>Newcastle</option>
          <option>Ottery St Mary</option>
          <option>Paris</option>
          <option>Qikiqtarjuaq</option>
          <option>Rotterdam</option>
          <option>St Petersburg</option>
        </select>
        <br/>
        <input type="submit" value="Submit" />
        <font color="red" face="monospace">
        You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near '-20, 20' at line 1
        </font>
      </form> 
      <img src="images/animated_plane2.gif" />
    </td>
  </tr>
</table>


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Thanks, sunburn. Now I can be a female Twoface impersonator.

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Whoever made this, thank you, you are gorgeous.

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